Sunday, March 23, 2014

Wonderful words

Old Pete Sez:  I don't get to chat a lot, but when I do, I chat a lot.

Old Pete Sez:  No matter how hard you try, somone is gunna say, "try harder".

Old Pete Sez: If you have great success in life, others must have been abject failures.

Old Pete sez: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill came down with half a crown...Did she go up for water?

Old Pete Sez: I knew a bloke that was so mean, if he cut  you a slice of bread there would only be one side to it.

Old Pete sez: Once a w oman called me excessivly drunk, Old Pete answered "You are excessevly ugly, but I will be sober in the morning.

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