Childbirth

It has been said that the only way a man could experience the pain of childbirth would be to have a hemorrhoid operation.

I can vouch for the pain of one of these incidents, twice, and if the mothers go through anything like it, I sincerely commiserate with them; however, after child birth is over, and the baby grows, the mother looks at the little darling, and is heard to say, "I would love to have another baby."

In all my 74 years, I have never, ever heard a bloke say, "I would love to have another hemmy operation."

I wonder why that is?